hell is empty and all the devils are here
Of all the greatest deceptions in life, such as love and religion, the greatest illusion of all would be to mistake perfection for happiness. #noticenature #write

Of all the greatest deceptions in life, such as love and religion, the greatest illusion of all would be to mistake perfection for happiness. #noticenature #write

Little treasures. @le_chat_de_la_nuit #bumbebee #noticenature #hike #pineappleexpress

Little treasures. @le_chat_de_la_nuit #bumbebee #noticenature #hike #pineappleexpress

I love my best friend! She calls me out when I need it, takes care of me when I’m sick, tells me I’m smart and helps me clean my apartment and so so so many nice and good things. I can’t imagine living without her. @tbird_juniper #bestfriends #yellowstone

I love my best friend! She calls me out when I need it, takes care of me when I’m sick, tells me I’m smart and helps me clean my apartment and so so so many nice and good things. I can’t imagine living without her. @tbird_juniper #bestfriends #yellowstone

"Some want to be seen, 
others want to be heard. 
I want to be felt.
I want to seep through your skin
travel your veins and stimulate your senses.”

"Some want to be seen,
others want to be heard.
I want to be felt.
I want to seep through your skin
travel your veins and stimulate your senses.”

ruinedchildhood:

They need these at all parties.

ruinedchildhood:

They need these at all parties.

doctor-korra-holmes-in-hogwarts:

shawarmababy:

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

B I T C H - The Avengers

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Here I forced it to work

Sorry Coulson’s not in the last one.

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whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool