Of all the greatest deceptions in life, such as love and religion, the greatest illusion of all would be to mistake perfection for happiness. #noticenature #write
I love my best friend! She calls me out when I need it, takes care of me when I’m sick, tells me I’m smart and helps me clean my apartment and so so so many nice and good things. I can’t imagine living without her. @tbird_juniper #bestfriends #yellowstone
"Some want to be seen,
others want to be heard.
I want to be felt.
I want to seep through your skin
travel your veins and stimulate your senses.”
They need these at all parties.
B I T C H - The Avengers
Here I forced it to work
Sorry Coulson’s not in the last one.
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool